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SBBSS Sexy Blazers Bootylicious Sistas Society Chapter
As Erica looks for a parking spot, her phone rings, she picks up and says "hey girl, it's me, Ash and Mr. Platinum meet us at Mc. Donalds, by the time you start ordering, we'll be there. huh... oh that's my man. No sorry... listen I'm parking at the moment and the got dam cars on the sides in too close, I think I have to find another... hold up... I'll call you back cause I see another spot on the opposite side, we'll meet you on the line okay girl, I need to focus now, lata." I says "the spot is cool," then I looks at Erica. Erica takes the keys out the ignition, then looks at me, then says "she was asking too many questions at one time, that I didn't feel like answering right now and pluse she needs to meed you anyway." I say "why?" Ashley says "cause it's our group rules." I says "okay, I don't mind meeting her, but what's yall group name and how many of yall so far? Is it just girls in it?" Ashleys says "It's called S.B.B.S.S., that means Sexy Blazers Bootylicious Sistas Society. We at the moment, thinking about calling it Triple S and Double B. The letters mean the same thing, but two groups in one cause, some of us don't dance, but blaze and clown around and others dance, but don't blaze. We are striaght A's students and it's a couple of u and yes it's all girls and you just happened to be the 1st gut in it, well entering."
I says "huh... entering? How did I got in? I mean how am I entering, I didn't ask and plus I'm not a striaght C student." Ashley says "yeah, word, but 1 of the rules is if a girl in the clique don't share, he have to be in it cause there's something about him, that we could wither learn or find out something new, like this empty shtt." I says "well, do that means I have to be tested and questioned?" Erica says "well... yeah, but the girls gonna be stuck on the emptyness you does, but I'm not sharing, so it' basically, a conflict there, because to learn it requires me to share. Words don't and will not match the feeling, I felt when the comcast remote was in my inner circle, so since we was meeting up today anyway, I decided to bring you along; so Ashley what you think of him so far?" Ashley says "well, I think I I need to ask him some questions privately cause I don't think he's going to be honest with me now and you protecting him pretty well like a bullet proof plastic shield, so can I talk to him, I need to know if he's really able to be in this group."
I says "well, I don't mind doing that cause I'm real with who I am, but I can't see myself in a room with a girl alone with me, while I have a girlfriend and in a relationship, because I have rules too, and my group as well. We are not a sistas society or open with our shtt, we just quiet cause I'm the leader, but I'm not the best in the group, only at what I do." Ashley says "so, what's ya clique name? Is it all boyz, did you ever here Nicki Minaj song The Boyz?" I says "with Cassie right?" Erica says "yeah." I says "well the clique is a couple of cliques within one, it's about branching, and I have a brance, the members in the group have their own branches as well." Ashley says "word, so who's in it to begin with?" I says "well, let me answer the beginning questions 1st, is that okay with yall?" Ashley looks at Erica and smiles, then looks at me and says "go on." I says "It's not all boys, it's a combination of males and females that's talented and the best at what dey do. It's a lof us, we like to stay hidden until we need to show ourselves, but the group name is called 3RE, that means Real Recognize Real Entertainment. I'm usually recruiting, but in my branch, but to get in my branch, a person hav to be official and off the hook to me at whatever catches my attention... I kno Critiquely is mad as hell right now, waiting for us."
Erica smiles at Ashley, then she looks at her and does some eye movements, as if their eyes was talking to each other through, their eye movement. They did that for at least 2 minutes, when they finished, they smiles and says "okay, lets go now." As I gets out the car, I looks down and tries to figure out what sneakers, I fell asleep in cause I know I didn't have Jordan's on, but I did have black sneakers on. As I looks down, Erica says "Is you okay over there?" I looks up and says "yeah, I'm fine." then looks over towards ther mall in confusion cause things is not adding up properly, but as I daydream, Erica tells Ashley to walk ahead and then walks around the car to me and kisses me with such soft lips, she smelt like a butterscotch candy, that made me want to suck her neck. She says "what's wrong?" I says "I don't like telling people or other groups about the branches in 3RE cause, I don't want to come off as being the leader, I like being the creative director of thinngs and I like to keep it like that. Most people don't pay attention to the creative director but knows that individual is very creative at directing and I can't enter yall group if yall don't understand me 1st. Yeah I can do some sexual nasty explicit exotic charming romantically kissing and etc, but I'm a thinker, not the average, that's the secret to empty, well at least the basics to it."
She says "okay, I respect that let's go, before Ashley and Critiquely starts complaining." I says "okay." As we wal, I'm looking at the mall and on the upper left corner is the name of the mall. I looks at it, so long that, by the time I gets to the entrance of the mall, the titles fades away, but Erica says "I just got a call from them and they got our food." I looks at her and says "what? my food, how they know what I wanted to order? better yet, how they know I want them to pay for my food?" She says "stop thinking so hard, just be thankful they was nice enough to buy it." I looks at her, and kisses her then say "okay... your right, maybe they want to get to know me more than I want to figure out something." Erica says "figure out what?" I says "when we gonna start walking in the mall, so I can eat." She laughs then we startes walking in the mall. As me and Erica enter the mall, she says "Mr. Platinum, what ya name means cause Critiquely gonna know, and I wanna know what you gonna say."
I says "well, my name means that nobody can't just name themselves it without being platinum in all their skills they do. Like my original name is Cool-
Critiquely laughs then says "what? he's faithful...?" As Ashley gets up to sit next to Critiquely, Erica says "come here babe, stand next to me." Ashley says "Critiquely, he made Ciara empty." Critiquely says "empty? what's that?" Erica says "It's a long story and you said keep it short, so can he sit now? Do you still want him to explain his name?" Critiquely smiles, then laughs a little, then say "yeah, he could sit, but I wanna know about empty now." I say "hold up, you asked me a question and I would lie to answer it before they explain empty to you." Critiquely smiles then say "you tell me about empty after you explain ya name, okay Mr. Platinum?" I say "well... Mr. Platinum means 3 1st and 2 second..." Critiquely says "whar?! 3 what?!" I say "hold on, is you gonna let me finish 1st?' Critiquely says "hmmm... go ahead, but you getting me kind of... never mind, go on." I say "thank you." I looks at Ashley, she trying to hold her laugh in, I looks back at Critiquely and says "are you ready for me to continue?" Critiquely looks at Erica and smiles then looks back at me and say "hmmm yeah" I say "thank you, 3 first and 2 second, the 3 first is cocky, bold and humble, the 2 second is charming and romantic."
When I finishe talking, I looks at Ciara, she looks at me with a smile that gets her up and on to my lap, as she sits on my lap, I say "I don't know who brought my food, but thank you, cause you didn't have to" Critiquely and Ashleys says "thank you." Ashley says "we both chipped in because Critiquely wanted to see who would you thank first, and I was curious myself to know if you was going to thank me first, cause you met me first." Critiquely says "and if you would of thanked her first, you would of probabl been feeling weird right now and Ciara probably would of had to defend you and you would of probably been breaking up with her at the end of the day, cause of our testing we do to guys, so what you think of that?" I laughs and rubs Erica thighs under the table slowly then says "well... thank both of you for buying my food still and I think you think too much Critiquely, but don't worry about it cause Ciara told me I think too much too, when we first entered the mall. Ashley, I likes the way you lick ya lips nicely and slowlu, but I be wondering, what you would look like if you had lip gloss on and stop licking it." Ciara starts to eat her french fries. Critiquely says "I'm not 100% sure," she sucks her botton lip then looks up as she lookin up, then takes a breath, then says "is you flirting with us cause Ciara got ya dick hard while she sitting on ya lap?" I says "well..." I laughs, then says "well, I can't speak on my hardness, but I'm not flirting. It's just the 2 second ones, my chaming and romantic ways, in complimenting yall for buyin me my food. Thank you again." Then I grabs my Big Mac and starts eating. Ashleu says "okay... so we gonna eat and when we finish we're going to walk around and I'll explain the empty concept and if I can't then Ciara will explain it, because she's the only one experienced it and I'm horny, I mean hungry and I want to eat my food before it gets cold," then she starts eating. Critiquely looks at her for a few seconds, then says "me too, I am kinda hungry too, lets eat first, then we could continue talking later."
After about ten minutes, Ciara says "where you heading after this Critiquely?" Critiquely says "well, I'm going to my sister house, but I can't believe he don't recognize me" I say "who me?" Critiquely says "yeah, like my face don't look familiar from somewhere?" I say "well... I'm kinda confuse, like am I suppose to recognize you? I don't think I ever dated you, we dated in the past?" Critiquely says "no, but if we did, you would know about my deserts I make after meals and if you ever had it, then you would been licking ya lips when you 1st saw me. Do you want to taste my deserts?" I say "umm... I think, but I just ate and before I get anymore food now, I want my food to digest first, like what do you need to do to make it?" Critiquely gets up and comes over to where I'm sitting and says "Ciara can I sit on his other leg?" Ciara says "well, I'm kinda comfortable now and Diesel is too hard for you to be sitting on him." I say in my mind "ah shtt, here we go again/" Critiquely says "who's Diesel? I thought his name was Mr. Platinum?" Ciara says "oh that's just my own personal comcast remote. I like to for him to carry it, so when I'm sitting on him and I'm ready to watch the sex channel, I could just grab it and turn to it, but if you sit on his other leg, you can't sit, touch or rub the remote okay." I say "hold up, how yall know I want another girl to sit on me?"
Critiquely says "this is a test too, I'm sorry, but if your going to be in this group, I want to know if you could control yourself, cause this is little, compare to how the other girls in the group might want to test you. Every girl in the group get to do 1 thing to you, to test you. Some is sexual, others are questions and more are common sense, so let Ciara sit on 1 of ya legs." I say "well, I would but I have to go to the bathroom now, is that okay?" She says "yeah, I don't mean to pressure you, but you looked like you didn't want to walk around for a second. I have to use the bathroom too, yall ready?" Ashley says "yeah, let's go" then she grabs her Sprite bottle and says "so is we just gonna walk around and talk about empty or somebody doing some shopping? I wanna party tonight, we should bring him with us." Critiquely then says "well let's go to the bathroom first, then when we get come out, we'll have a plan." Ciara says "okay." Then we goes to the bathroom, I comes out after a few seconds and waits for them. As I'm waiting, I'm thinking "they're planning while in the bathroom. I hope when we leave, we'll leave out the same entrance I came in." As I'm thinking, my phone rings, I picks up and says "what up Corey?" Corey says "yo it's gonna be my birthday party today." I says "it's December 4th already!? I thought it was mid-
The girls comes out the bathroom, Critiquely says "we gonna switch cars, you going with ya girlfriend in my new experdition, me and Ashley going in Ciara Lexus." I say "what... what we... but we don't know where you parked at, so we should take Ciara car to ya whip, so we don't get lost." Corey says "who you talking to?" I say "to Erica" Critiquely says "Erica...? Who you talking to on the phone?" Then she grabs the phone from my hand and says "hello, who am I talking to?" I say "hold up, you can't be snatching phones out my hand, then say who's on the phone like somebody you don't know just called you. You keep fucking around, I'm gonna have to fuck you emptiness dry" Corey says "who this?" Critiquely says "hold on, I didn't hear what you just said. All I heard was fuck empiness dry, did you just say you gonna fuck me emptiness dry?" then she stares at me. As soon as she start staring at me, I snatch the phone back and walks away then say "pardon me, I'm with Erica friends and one of them is bold as hell. I couldn't believe she snatched the phone out my hand."
Erica, Ashley and Critiquely walks over to me and say "repeat that, 1 more time." I say "yo Corey wanna go to a party tonight? I know a cute girl is that's dying to meet you. Hold on for a second." I looks at the girls and say "I'm sorry, but I figured in order for me to get the phone back, the way she took it, I had to say some words, to put her in shock as I was in shock when she snatched it." Ashley says "yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you repeat that one more time." I say "listen, I only said it, so I could put her in shock, so I could get the chance to snatch it back. I apologize Critiquely, but I think my friend would be able to repeat what I said through actions causes all this, is a bunch of words that have no actions that follows behind it." Critiquely smiles and say "so I'm suppose to be dying to meet him? Is that the case ya trying to make?" I laughs then says "listen, everything happened so fast, that I figured maybe if empty was explained from Ciara standpoint you might want to experience it ya self cuz according to Erica, no words could explain it better than experienceing it in person, so I thought, as I thought in a split second about it."
Critiquely looks at Ciara and says "no words could explain it better?" Ciara says "well... I did say that, but what you thinking." Ashley says "what the fuck is this suppose to be a debate?" Critiquel says "do he or can he or does he know about emptiness or did you get the idea from as well as the technique?" She looks away from me to Ciara and says "it's a technique?" Ciara smiles, and in a giggle says "I don't know, I only experienced it once ad that was today. I can't really answer that." Then Critiquely looks at me and say "so, is you answer that?" Corey says "yo son, it sounds like you got yourself into some shtt over there, call me back, when you finish it." Then he laughs and hangs up. I stays on the phone as if he's still on the phone and says "yo son... huh iight, yo I don't think she going to go for that, huh, she's mad bold, iight... well I'll tell her that and see how she take it, iight, I'll talk to you lata, 7" I puts my phone in my pocket and say "well, yall was talking quite loud and he heard everything. He said you going to have to fing our for ya self cause words is pointless and stop snatching phones like you could handle him." Ashley and Ciara say "whoa!" they smiles then say "that's what he said?" I say "that's what he told me, then he hanged up, but right before he hanged up, he was like i don't want to meet her until you tell me her first name." Critiquely say "my name?" I say "because you recognized him when you snatched the phone, but he don't recognize you. He's a part of 3RE, Real Recognize Real Entertainment and for us to mess with girls or talk to one, we have to know their 1st name for anything to go further and plus by us talking to a girl and we know their real name, if somebody... well in shorter words, just look at it as a test one of the members just did on you. His name is Corey, he told me to tell you, so you don't think he ain't being real with you, so what's ya name?"
Critiquely says "what's your name Mr. Platinum?" I says "I would tell you, but I'm not the one who you going to be finding out emptiness with, but I know Ciara real name is Erica." Ashley smiles, Critiquely says "yo, I'm gonna tell you one time, if I find out you lying to me, you going to get... well... well I'm going to do something to you personally that either gonna cause you to have a complication in ya relationship or a complication in ya relationship, so is that the truth!?" I smiles a littel and say "yeah, but why you got that look on ya face as if I'm a milkyway and about to get ya way? What's ya real name? Just tell ms ya first name, is it a horrible name like Sherry Broom?" She laughs, then says "Sherry Broom?" I says "yeah, I met her in elementary school, but I know she's fine now, but I remembered her name from back then. If you don't want to meet him cause ya shy, then that's cool, ain't nothing wrong with that, so what section is your car in and color?"
She looks at Ashley and says "should I tell him?" Ashley smiles, then says "I don't know, ask Ciara?" Ciara says "listen, I don't know either, but it it depends on ya curiosity about emptiness, but I'm getting tired, so what you gonna do cause I need to pick up some clothing and dresses for tonight, we partying tonight?" Critiquely says "okay, imma tell you my name and by the end of the day I will know, if you lied or not." I say "okay, so what you want me to do now? Cause I want to choose out some lingerie too for my girl." Critiquely says "okay... okay... my first name ... if you find out my last name by me telling you, you mines okay?" I say whatever, stop stalling, good grief." She says "Solange, have you ever heard of it before?" I say "yeah, you just said it, but nah, I'm just joking, dag, you gotta loosen up, you okay?" She says "yeah, so when you gonna call ya friend?" I say "well... at the moment..." I looks around to gather my thoughts, then says "he said he was going to the other mall on the other side of town in the rich area." Solange says "good! Cause that's where my sister lives and we on our way there now." I laughs, then says "hold on, I don't even know if he went there already or there now, and he got off the phone because he was telling me his needed to be charged, it only been 10 minutes since I talked to him and he was at the supermarket, so we could go to ya sista house, but it takes a hour for his phone to charge and that leaves 50 minutes left, that's if he didn't leave his dorm room yet."
Critiquely says "I knowles ya lying" I says "knowles? Don't you mean knows?" She says "no, I knowles ya lying. I creates my own words and I knowles ya style too." I say "what's my style?" She says "humble, cocky and bold, in that order, cause you hide behind humble so well, that it's easy to forget ya cocky and bold." I says "I'm guessing Ciara ready to go, cause you knowles is itching, I mean ya nose, like can you learn to like me as an individual? All this backwards and forwards with you is too much, I don't knowles you too well yet, so me not knowing you too well and me with Erica, I mean Ciara, you should try to give me a chance to prove myself and that's it. I think you too hard on me, I thought yall buying me the food was a good thing, but it looking like it's a bad thing now. Ciara said I should be thankful, for y'all buying it. I knew it was going to be a bad thing," then I shakes my head. Critiquely says "okay, I'll give you a chance, I'm sorry." I says "thank you." She says "so can I have a hug?" I says I can't give you one cause as we talking, I was looking at Victoria Secret window lingerie display and I was thinking about Ciara in an outfit and that activated things and I think I want to give Ciara her comcast remote lata, just to hold. I'm ready to leave." Ashley sucks her teeth while looking at me up and down, then says "okay... okay... let's go" we walks in front of Victoria Secret and Ciara says "so is yall doing any shopping at the other stores cause we could kill time faster, if we go in here and yall get what yall going to get from the other stores. By the time we come out, we'll meet up with yall and then leaves afterwards."
Ashley says "well ain't you planning to get some pants or dress from Jimmy Jazz?" I say "nah she don't need to do that, I like what she wearing now, plus she already changed her clothes earlier cause of the leaking in my water bed." Ciara says "it's a water bed?" I says "yeah, my water bed, cause it's soft and comfortable when laying on it. Do you like that?" She says "I like the way you put that, yeah I like it, but I think ya water bed should get a water change, can you re... fill it again?" I say "yeah, I was thinking about tasting the water before I refill it, cause just in case it leaks again from me over filling it, and while I'm on it, it ends up squirting me in my face or mouth, I could be like at least it's sweet, as sink low, so yall going?" Solange looks at Ashley and says "I wanna see what he picks out. I wanna know his flavor of taste, you should come Ashley, cause I don't feel like walking around much and my sister just brought me some new clothes and I will give you some, so what you want to do?" Ashley says "well, you know I wanna see his taste too, so lets go in, are you okay with this Mr. Platinum?"
I says "Im iight, but I don't want nobody snatching things out my hand, I knowles it might just happen, I could feel the stare down in the knowles sounding." Ashley says "you heard that Critiquely? Chill okay" Critiquely says "yeah, I'll behave... well, I'll try okay." I says "thank you, try that shtt, but nah I'm just trying to joke a lil with yall. I think I'm suppose to feel welcome in ya group, right Ciara?" Ciara says "yeah you right, hold my phone ringing." She picks her phone up and says "hey sis, what you been up to?" Her sister says "just working on my music stuff and doing interviews as well as photo shoots. Tonight it's going down, at Critiquely sister house, it was suppose to be a small thing, but I need to get my mind off of some stuff, I read onlin to me." Erica says "word? What you been reading? Is it bad or good?" Her sister says "It's a bit sexual, like it's in coding and I be like, that person need to get straighen out. I would speak to him online to straighten him out, but too many people will see and the way he talks, that needs to be taken behind the scenes, where I could tell him what's on my mind and find out exactly what's on his mind."
Erica says "so... is it a bad thing?" Her sister says "no, not really, it's a matter of something where I wonder would he be like this in person, but half the time he makes me laugh cause he talks to other girls that I know like that, but in a different way. I just wanna take my mind off that for a lil while. It's like I don't wanna hear or read that shtt, but I'm always curious to find out what he posted up cause sometimes, well it's like it's everything I love, but nothing I expect. The fact that I don't know what to expect leaves me trippin on what I love and that's a bit of a turn on and confusion; but anyway, my girl who put me on in the music biz, gonna come through and a few more, so I hear you got a man now." Erica laughs and says "how you know so fast?" Her sister says "Critiquely texted me when yall was on yall way to the mall." Erica says "oh, well yeah, he's good to me and makes me laughs." Her sister says "that's good, I'm glad you happy. I'll see you tonight. I just wanted to get some 411 on ya man. I'll see to you lata tonight. What you about to do?" Erica says "well... I'm about to... um... go into Victoria Secret and pick out some lingerie." Her sisters say "in the mall? Right now? With him, Ash and Critiqules there?" She says "wel... yeah. It was his iead and I want to know his taste." Her sister laughs, then says "okay... you gotta tell me how that goes lata tonight, iight" Erica says "okay."
Ashley says "so is we going in anytime soon, shtt." I say "be patient, don't you see she talking to her sister. Yall could go in and we'll meet yall in there, but don't be volunteering to buying lingerie for me to put on my girl. I would like to pick it out myself, if that's not a problem." Critiquelsy says "ya know..." she breathes, then says "ya know, you have such a mouth on you and when I catch you in that lie, I'm going to shut you up." Then she shakes head slowly and laughs. I says "yeah, yeah, yeah, until that happens, for time being get ya ass in the store. You do know I'm joking right? It's good to finally see a smile on ya face. You have a nice smile." Critiquely laughs and says "thank you." Ashley says "okay we'll meet yall in the lingerie section ok?" I says "well, I don't know if I'm going to want her to wear something different than what she had on today. I thinking about it, but I'm also thinkin, I just might want to go in the fragrance section instead, but if yall want, yall could just stay in that section, when we finish shopping, she'll call you and tell yall to meet us in the front, if that's not a problem with you." Erica smiles, her sisters says "whoa! He is like whoa, I can't wait to meet him tonight. You bringing him?" Erica says "yeah, we'll be there when you get there. I'll talk to you lata." Her sister says "okay, I look forward to it, lata." Then Erica puts her phones into her purse and says "let's go." As we entering the store, I says "so what's ya sis name?" Erica says "well... I'll let you know lata, but when we get over there, call me only by my real name. I'll explain why lata, okay," then she kisses me. I says "hmmm... ya lips as soft as it was when I first kissed you earlier, is there a bathroom in here?" A lady leaving Victoria Secret says "get a room, not a bathroom," then laughs as she leaving.
I looks back then looks at Erica and says "ya know, she's right, I think they have a dressing room in here, I think I see an outfit I wanna see how you look in." Erica smiles. Critiquely says "what the fuck is this, ya know what, I think we all need to leave cause none of the dressing rooms looks empty. A matta of fact, I knowles none of the dressing rooms not empty, so let's leave cause I wanna see, what my sister husband think of him. He's from Brookyn, where you from Mr. Platinum?" I says "Brooklyn." She says "stop lying, you and ya lies, let me see ya state id." I says "okay, but first let me see ya badge cause I don't think your a cop and if ya not one then I don't need to show you my id, so is you a cop, I mean ms. officer can I see ya badge? Let me guess, ya number is 911 huh?" She laughs and Ashley says "well, we been spending most of our time talking in one spot instead of walking while talking and it's getting late." Erica looks at her watch and says "yeah, we should leave" as she continue looking down, she repeats herself, "yeah we should leave cause he's not a minute man or minutes man, more like a hour and hours man." She taps the top of her watch and says "dam is this shtt broke?"
Critiquely says "ya know what" She grabs Erica hand and say "we leaving, your sprung, he's like a plague, that's almost too addictive," then they leaves Victoria Secret. Ashleys says "don't worry about that, we just impress at how you came off, we didn't expect none of that, but it was quite entertaining to see. I can't wait to tonight, let's go." After about 20 minutwa of talking in the mall parking lot, me and Erica finally gets into Critiquely Expedition. I'm sitting there looking out the window trying to make something happnen. Erica gets up and sits on my lap, puts the key into the ignition to listen to some music, then says "Critiquely said she really had a nice time and you cool and funny as hell." I barely hears her cause I'm focusing on somthing, so I says "yeah iight." She breathes and says "okay, I'm going to tell you why you have to call me Erica when we go there... are you ready?" I says "yeah... go ahead." She says "well... my sister is Ciara the music artist." I turn around quickly and says "what?" She says "yeah, that's my sister, you okay with that?" I says "yeah... but um... but um, like she's gonna be at the party?" She says "yeah, only because she been stressing over some info, she's been reading online. The guy who texes her talks mad sexual and to her, I think she want to meet him to do what we gonna do tonight. You still gonna be in the mood for the red light special tonight?" I kisses her and says "yeah, just tell me how you want it, but out of curiosity, what chat line or website she's always on?"
She says "I'm not 100% sure like everybody I know be on Facebook and Twitter. I think Twitter because that's where all the music artists that's popular talk at. Yeah... exactly, it is Twitter." I says "oh shtt," in shock. She says "why you say it like that?" I switch up the mood I'm showing and starts smiling then says "I was thinking about signing up there, but I never did, so who's gonna at the party tonight?" She says "my sista, Missy Elliott, um Sean Carter, I call him by his real name cause he's family." I says "family? How's he family?" She says "that's a long story, but um, his wife Beyonce, Lil Kim." I say, but it slips out "Denise?" She says "huh, what you said, I didn't hear you too well?" I says "I said, ya don't say, who else, is there gonna be there, any guys?" She says "well only a few, Busta Rhymes, Diddy, Lil Wayne, LL Cool J, Nas and my two girls Nicki Minaj and Rihanna." I says "I gots to be dreaming." I starts laughing a bit and rubbing my head then I says "I need to get some air, is that okay with you Ms. Platinum?" She says "I like Ms. Platinum? yeah, do you want me to wait here or drive you to the front of the mall?" I says "I think I should walk," then I gives her a kiss on her lips. She says "we have to leave in 10 minutes, so try make it quick," then she continues to smile and turn up the music louder, then says the lyrics to Pretty Girl Rock. I closes the car door, when I get further away, where I know she can't see me, I calls Corey. Corey picks up and says "yo! What happened wit that?" I says "yo!... son!... yo!... kid!... yo! it's about to go down. I'm about to go through the craziest roller coaster ever. Yo for now, I need you to change my Twitter profile picture to something totally different and don't tell me until the night is over, okay?"
Corey says "son, ya okay?" I says "yeah, I'll explain it to you when I come and get you tonight cause it's just waaayy, waaaayyy too much stuff to explain, I need some tine to figure out how to shorten it, so you could understand everything in a short period of time." Corey says "okay, so what's the plans for tonight, you coming ova here or you comin ova here to bring me ova there?" I says "well, I'll call you before I come okay." Corey says "okay, but you still didn't answer my question." I says "I'll come and get you iight, I need to think for a sec, I'll talk to you lata, but get ya jigga on." He says "my jigga, my dress fly style, are you serious, where I'm going for my birthday today? You still got that chick?" I says "yeah, I almost forgot about that, but yeah." He says "what you wearing, son?" I says "I gotta girl so I don't have to dress to impress." He says "Is that girl fine song, that I need to wear my jigga dress fly style?" I says "yeah, she's as cute as her sister, but I since I never been around her sister and been around her, at the moment, she's bold as hell, but mad cool, just be you. You'll be okay, iight." Corey says "iight, I gotta get my shtt togetha, so I'll text you when I'm ready iight." I says "iight, 7" He says "7" then we hangs up. I stares at the entrance of the mall thinking about all sorts of things. As I'm slightly day dreaming, out of nowhere, I smells a scent that smell like seductive lust with a pineapple spin, but with a bubble gum taste, if licked right. I smiles, then hears a voice in my right ear saying "do you know where to put it?" It sounded so soft and lustful, so I smiles and says "yeah." The voice says "turn around and let me see if you know." I says "okay," I decides to turn around slowly not knowing what to expect. When I finally turns, I see Critiquely. I says "what the fuck, I thought you was Erica."
She says "you a freak" then she smiles. I says "maybe a lil, but only wit my girl." She says "you is such a freak. Ain't no way, you was thinking I'm ya girl, cause she said you was going to the bathroom, you didn't and she said you told her to waiit there as if you had something to hide." I says "first of all, me and her plays all... kinds... of sexual games with each otha, 2ndly, I told her to wait cuase I knew she was going to sneak up on me. Didn't you hear? Her new name is Ms. Platinum and 3rd of all, I have nothng to hide like you." She says "what I have to hide? Tell me one thing, if it ain't true, I'm turning away from you without a smile." I says "okay, are you ready to hear it?" She says "sure, give me ya best shot." I take a step close to her and whispers low enough, where she could hear me, but soft enough to make her horny as hell, "you know I have a girlfriend and she's ya best friend, I think you want an electric shock that pause ya heart like a good fuck, but within makin love. I see the lust in ya eyes and ya finger tips on ya thighs, thinkin like my penetration is a pen entertaining radiation. I could feel ya hot breath thirsting for more, but first you have to pick ya tongue up off the floor." She turns around fast and walk quickly away. I says "hey! I thought I think I saw a smile, slow down!" Critiquely says "Ms. Platinum call ya man, he's chasing me now." I says "I'm gonna get in ya whip wit my girl. I'm sorry, my words left you wit a drip like in a pond wit a ripple effect."
Erica says "what you told her, I'm looking in my rear view mirror and she smiling too hard. What you said?" I says "I basically told her some shtt, to fuck with her head, for sneaking up on me and told her to pick up her tongue off the floor." Erica laughs and says "okay, can I hold ya phone cause my phones is dead at the moment and I need directions from Critiquely on what way she's going cause, I like to race her there and I most of the time a different direction." I says "yeah, here you go." They talks for a few minutes and I fall asleep.