Da Hallways
Skills Over Politics, episode 7
so far, wat has been goin on in Skills Over Politics, well cool-slice, had to wax da floor, cuz, he was listenin to his mp3 playa at work, and ended up busin his ass and slidin, from end of da hallway to da otha, and end up, slidin unda da principal daughter skirt, den lata on, dey made up, and got pass their situation, den lata on, he end up, causin an accident, near da school, and ended up parachuting off da motorcycle crash, and flyin into da air, and landin in front of nicki, and ended up, landin kinda wrong, and decided to do push ups, to play off da case of didn't kno how to use a parachute, he wanted to try to impress her, den he placed da parachute in, his locker, den lata on came and da principal bossy boss, ms denise, seen him in da locka room, and dey spoke on da case wit him, had to wax da floor and dealin wit her daughter, and she lookin ova his book called 7 hours, so as da shiz go on
so anyway, wen he got to da hallway, where da trash was blockin da exit at, students was complainin like, wtf!, yo, now we gots to walk all da way around da school, to, get to our class, so cool-slice was like, pardon me, but some students who hav homeroom in this hallway was talkin so much trash talkin, dat, I decided to, sho dem, their trash talkin shytt, in visual and shytt, so da students was like, smh, this janitor, den dey decided to, start their walk around da school, so den he looked at his watch and was like dey about to get out of class, so he looked at da trash was like dam, I gots to go thro dat shytt, wtf, I came on da wrong end, so den, da bell rung, and he cud hear ppl gettin their dings, and about to leave da class, so he decided, be like, ya kno wat phuck it, I'm gonna sho dem my slide, on wat I think their faces gonna be like, wen dey come out da door, so he looked behind him, and it was some students lookin at him, by their otha class door, so he was like, can yall make a path real quik, I gots to, explain to those on da otha side, of da trash, their trash talkin, and my slide of how their faces look, cuz dey was talkin shytt to me, so anotha student was like, wat ya plan to do, da only way, to get to da otha side, is to go thro it, so he was like, don't worry, dats wat exactly I'm goin to do, I'm goin to back up, and run full speed, and push da garbage, forwards and... da person said, LOL, ya gonna, LOL, yo gonna tackle da garbage, LOL, and make a bigga mess than wat I'm sayin now, he was like yea, ms, besides, otha students need a path walk thro and I came on da wrong side, I suppose to leave da janitor locker room, da otha way, smh, tsst tsst tsst, but, I wanna talk shytt to dem, cuz, dey was talkin shytt about me, slidin on a waxy floor somewhere, dat I waxed and shytt, so she was like, ohkay, LOL, he was like, can u, hold these bags for me for a lil while, she was like, dats a lot of bags, I don't think I cud hold all those bags, but, I cud hold some, and u cud place all da boxes nex to me, and I'll watch it, until u get back and shytt, so he was like thank u, I appreciate dat, so he gav it to her, so den he was like, I think I need to back up more, den she was like yo, yall, make a path, he about to, jump into da garbage, and push da garbage to da otha side, and make bigga mess, den some othas was like ohkay, u must be a good worka, LOL, cuz, I ain't neva seen nor heard of wat I'm about to see, to make a point to da otha kids on da otha side of da hallway, dey do talk a lot of shytt, so, ppl made a path, and some was like, back up a lil, so u cud, LOL, get a good start and a strong push, so, he was like ya kno wat, ya ryght, I'm like fifty yards, away, do yall think this good enough, dey was like yea, go ahead, so he was like, iight, he it goes, so he ran towards it, and as he was goin towards it, he seen a spot, dat was kinda mess, but soft enough to push da trash forward, so as da students was comin out da class, anotha janitor was like, yo, walk slowly out da class, I just waxed da floor ova here, so, da students was like, dats cool, so da ones who talkin shytt, was more close't to trash, than da othas in da hallway, so den dey was comin out, dey seen da slippery sign, and to slow down, so as dey was comin out, 1 was like yo, I got my new gear on, and I just broke my shiz, and shytt, where dat otha dam janitor, and dey was jokin, so as dey stepped out of da door, dey looked at da garbage, and was like, this is a got dam shame, dat dumbass probably did dat, so as dey was lookin at it, garbage splashed evrywhere, and da ones who was talkin shytt, started screamin like a bich, and coolslice came out, flyin, but, cuz da floor was waxed by anotha janitor, he ended up, flyin, thro da garbage, and da shiz went evrywhere, and wen he landed, he started slidin, since it caught him, off guard, and knew he caused a big mess, he decided to, hav a cool laid back look, wit his hand on his chin, sayin, pardon me! pardon me! pardon! me!, I didn't! mean to make some students scream like a bich ova here, pardon me! I'm just slidin thro, excuse me! excuse! meee!! so anotha student in da middle of da hallway, was like, yo, he busted out dat shiz, like he was drivin a furious 7 car, wit an explosion in da back of him, and he slidin away, wtf u think this is, an amusement park, son, comes bustin thro da garbage, its a big mess, and he slidin, to da otha end, da otha janitor was like wtf is this, dat niggah slice funny, LOL, den he moved to da side, shakin his head, den, bossy boss was was comin out a class teachin psychology and had a skirt on, and was like hmm... I see him comin, let me do somethin, and see how he reacts, cuz he looks like he accomplished wat he wanted but, its a mess evrywhere, hmm... so she moved ova a lil, holdin on to da hallway walls, cuz da floor was waxed, and he was lookin at da students as he passed dem, in a cool way, and was like, oh! excuse me, da floor been waxed, giv me a sec, I gots to stop slidin, but! yall cud walk thro da trash now!, but pardon me! pardon me! so as he continued to slide, wen he ended up, stoppin, he was like cool, den looked around, and den started thinkin, wat ppl starin at, y dey just starin at me, like dat, and LOL, as if somethin else took place, dat I didn't see, so he looked to his right, and seen a leg, den he was like wtf, den he looked to his left and seen anotha leg, and was like wtf, den he looked up, and den he ended up, lookin up, bossy boss skirt, den was like ah shytt, can u help me up, ms denise, lovely denise, she looked at him, and said, I'm glad to see ur not wearin ya headphones at da moment and shytt, wich is a good ding, and yes, I can help u up, but, ya made a bigga mess, den he once he got up, he was like, oh think u, ms denise, I didn't see u, where u came from, ain't no doors near this wall, and shytt, I'm not gonna assume nothin, cuz I was lookin else where, I can't even say, u setted up this case of me lookin unda ya skirt, in front of evrybody, I can't say dat, cuz, I wasn't lookin behind me, but I must say, for me, to look straight up, it like dat, seems like it was a case, but, it cud of been a case, where u was holdin on to da wall, and u looked ova and seen me comin kinda fast towards u, and got nervous, and didn't wanna fall, cuz ya walkin, by da wall, but, at da same tyme, their no doors to any classes nex to this, wall area like dat, and class just came out, but idk idk, but anyway, pardon me, for makin a mess, afta I told u, dat, I blocked da entrance, I had to make a pathway, so da students don't get late to class, and wen I came out da store, wit da bags... she looked around and said, hmmm... yea, where is da bags at, I don't see no bags, coooooool slice, where's da bags, at, den a girl was like, hey cool!, I'm goin to slide da bags ova to u, den he looked ova and was, like, I asked a nice young lady, can she watch da bags for me, so, I cud make a path for dem, cuz dey was tellin me, their nex class is ova here, and dey didn't wanna walk, around da school, so dey ask me nicely, can I make a path, so dey cud walk thro, and ya said, I got ppl back, I was tryin tho, I was just doin, wat da otha students in da otha hallway across asked me to do, and dat is, make a pathway, I wasn't tryin to make nobody seem like a bich, it just dat, wen I busted thro da garbage, I wasn't expectin da area dat I decided to go thro, wud be so soft... she was like, so soft, hmmm, well, u looked unda my skirt, in front of evrybody, just like my daughter, hmmm, did u see anyding soft unda it, dat looked soft and interestin to u, he was like, well, I didn't get a chance to really look unda it like dat, cuz u was lookin down at me, so, I had to look u in da eyes, I didn't want u to think, I was lookin at ya shiz, and see me lookin at ya shiz, while evrybody was lookin at us and shytt, so, thanks for helpin me up, I really appreciate dat, oh, da boxes of bags slidin ova now, den he picked up, and was like, these some good bags, ryght, den she was like, hmmm, y u skippin da topic, den he was like wat topic, look, da students walkin thro da pathway, ain't dats cool, ms bossy boss, den she was like, sher its beautiful, I'm glad u made a pathway, but, cuz da floor is waxed, ya gots to wait, until da floor dries, and I told da janitor to wax this side of da hallway, as I seen u goin da wrong way, I thought u had, ya headphones, and shytt, I was goin to call u back, and let u kno, u was goin da wrong way, but, I thought u had ya headphones on, and I didn't wanna waste my breath, so, I was plannin to fire u, but, u don't got ya headphones, and can't, clean up ya mess, and I'm havin a difficult tyme gettin to my office and shytt, I was readin ya 7 hrs shiz, and its in da office on my desk, and shytt, in fact, we got about a few minutes, since u can't clean up ya mess ryght now, and I need to, u to help me get to my office, and u gav me ya book to proofread, and havent seen da errors I made yet, and ur doin internet talk and not proper grammar shiz, so u cud cater to ya audience, and since dat seems like, ya gots to come to my office anyway, I don't want u, to seem like I'm pressurin u, do feel like I'm pressurin u, mr cool-slice, he was like oh... oh nah, nah, not at all, but, wat about da bags and boxes wit da trash bags in it, its a lot of bags, we can't carry all this to da office tho, ms bossy boss, wat shall I do, u need to be escorted to ya office, and I am a gentlemen, I don't mind, walkin my, lovely boss to her office, and seein wat she did in my 7 hrs book, but, idk wat shud I do, wit da boxes, cuz students myght steal it, and take it home and be like, look mom and dad, I got some trash bags for da house, we don't hav to go to store for trash bags for a while, I don't want da boxes of bags, to get stolen, so den she laughed and was like ur so funny, status will get da bags and boxes, its anotha janitor on this floor, did ya not forget, he looked ova and was like oh, yea, he is there, ain't he... yo status! wat ya about to do, he was like, I'm gonna wait, til da students go, in their class, den clean up, ya mess wit da trash and shytt, den coolslice was like, yo, wanna escort ms denise, our lovely boss to her office, he was like, ya kno wat!, I wud, but I can't walk ova there, and I just came in to work, kinda late, and shytt, about too many hours late, and ms denise was kind enough let me keep my job, so, I'll clean this up son, I won't be able to clean all up, as u did block da entrance, and da entrance is quite wide, and its fulled up, to da top, and u made an pathway, so da students cud get thro it, and ya kno wat, since I can't walk ova there, cuz, I started waxin from dat end, to ova here, and u slided on da half of da hallway, I waxed, and I didn't wax, da otha half of da hallway yet, and, u just escortin her to her office like gentlemen, I think, I shud take ova here, and clean this mess up, and wen u get out da office, he come back, and I'll help u, put shiz, in da bags and shytt, I'll start it up, for u, since I can't walk ova there anyway, I didn't kno I waxed da floor da eva so sickly, this must be a strong bottle of wax, LOL, cuz son, u was slidin for a minute, down this long ass hallway, LOL, nah, I'm good ova here, it looks like, 1 wrong step, on dat shiz, by da way u was slidin, makes it seems like, yo, ppl gonna bust their ass tryin to catch their grip, but anyway, I'll cova this, den bossy boss, was like dats good status, I likes a team playa, is u ready cool-slice, den he was like iight ms denise, lets go down da yellow brick road, we can't walk down it, as we was real jolly or ease on down ease down, da road, cuz we gonna bust our asses, so, I can escort u, it wud be my honor, den she was like thank u, u such a sweetheart, so as dey started walkin and walkin, holdin on to each otha, coolslice was like, so, y wasn't u wearin any panties, I didn't see nothin like dat, all I kno, u wasn't wearin any panties do u wanna explain y, ms bossy boss, she was like, y u askin a private question like dat, as if u my man, I do wat I like, I do wat I like, is dat a problem wit u, and hold up, I thought u didn't see anyding, he was like, I didn't, but I had to look up, to see who was, standin ova me, and before I cud get a good look, I seen somebody lookin at me, and afta I recognize who it was, I didn't want dat person, to think, I was lookin unda her skirt, and shytt, den she was like oh, so, exactly, y u askin questions, like dat, like ya man, y u questionin me like dat, I wud like to kno, exactly y, den was like, oh, I just was tryin to start a conversation dats all, I didn't mean to start there, pardon me, ms denise, u cud be real sik widdit sometymes, do u kno dat, den she was like yess I can, I kno I can, I am da principal of this shytt, den he was like, y u cursin, u suppose to be speakin like a lady, den she was like, now u tellin me, how to speak, hmmm, y is u tryin to tell me how to speak, only my man cud tell me how to speak, is u tryin to say somethin, he was like, oh, I just was tryin to start a conversation dats all, I wasn't tryin to offend u or nothin, oh... sorry, I didn't mean touch dat, I almost lost my balance, oh, I am so sorry, den she was like, dat wasn't a touch, it felt like a squeeze to me, he was like, oh, I wasn't payin attention, da floor is real slippery, I got nervous, and didn't wanna scream like a bich, so I made a mistake a squeeze ya shiz, so den she was like, dats cool, cuz if u wud of fell, den I wud of probably fell, so, was it soft, den he was like oh, we here, at da office, let me get da door for u, I'm such a gentlemen at least I try my best, so den dey walked into da office, den he sat, in front of her, and she sat behind her desk, den she was like, before I speak on shytt, my daughter nicki said she's pregnant, and shytt, den he was like ohh... word... so did u meet her baby daddy yet, she was like no, nope, but, y wud u care, u act like u slept wit my daughter, did u sleep wit my daughter, den he was like, wow, y u ask me dat, nah, idk y u wud ask me... den she was like, well, I'm just jokin, u seem so worried there, for second, as if, u had a situation and shytt, and u do kno, I do my psychology shytt, and u showed a certain type of concern, as if u did somethin, and he was like, it just was a concern, cuz, ya daughter in a school ur a principal of, and she's pregnant, I was thinkin, maybe I cud help out, if yall needed any help wit cases, but, u said ya jokin, so, neva mind it, so anyway, wat u did, den she was like, I can't see much, goin on, u gots to come ova here, bring ya chair around, to ova here, ur not nervous ryght, cuz, from my perspective, u seem kinda nervous around, skippy topics, but on da flipside ya appear ya tryin to do dings to me, and shytt, and keeps comin up wit concepts of, ur wasn't aware of cases cuz wat was goin on and shytt, and u a few weeks ago, backed me up, against da wall, and shytt, and I'm tryin to figure out, y u did dat and shytt and I found a parachute in da trash can, den he was like me too, den she was like cops was lookin for dat shytt, nobody on campus, seen da person who caused such a big accident in da past, and where did u find dat parachute, he was like in da trash, duh, I seen it in da trash, but anyway, I'm bringin my chair around, to ya side, ryght now, to be continue
