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His Shxt Got Caught In Da Zipper
A few ants named meek, boosie and bob, was chillin on da block and meek was like, yo, we need some food and shit, so boosie was like yo, wat kind of food, we shud get, so bob was like, lets go in da trash ova there, and shit, den meek was like yo, do u realize we ants and shit, yo, do ya kno how far dat walk is, yo, all these giants keep walkin around shit, yo, I was in da grass class es ven and yo, I was learnin some shit about da things around us and shit, yo, those giants are humans and shit, da book worm was teachin some shit, and yo, dey can't hear us and shit, dey just do wat dey do, but some be passin by us and othas, been torturin us for yrs and shit, so boosie was like yo stop being a bich about it, I'm an army ant, wtf wrong wit u, u been on da farm too long and shiz, wtf wrong wit u, I kno how to get thro it all and shit, to bob was like yo, I'm mixed wit roach and army ant, yo, idk, if I feel like gettin stepped on, we just heard phour white roaches died yesterday, da shit was ridiculous, wat happened was dey kept on phuckin around in apartment foh dee and dey kept on passin and shit, cuz some human, is dat wat dey called, human? so meek was like yea, go ahead, so bob was like, yea, a human kept some crumbs around and shit, and dey kept on stealin shit, so dey kept on gettin chased away and shit, but da 1st few times dey made it away just fine and shit, den on da last time, da mf'er took a glass cup and putted it around dem, while dey ate, dey thought dey was being protected, da mf'er came back wit some hot wax, nigga, lit a candle, and removed da glass as dey was eatin den, putted some otha food around dem and dey was feelin lovely, I heard this story from a queen bee who was lookin from outside da window, she was like she cudn't believe da shit, so anyway, da human, melted wax and putted a drip on each one, top shell and shit, den dey cudn't move, well, dey cudn't move but, dey was able to move, but real slowly and shit, den, da mf'er took a nail clipper, so I heard, it was called a nail clipper, dey got devices too, but anyway, da mf'er took a nail clipper and flipped dem ova, and dey was on their backs and shit, den clipped off 3 of their legs and shit, dey had 1 leg, den da mf'er took dem and pushed dem back in da area dey came out, yooooooo!! oh shit, wtf was dat, yo, idk, idk, so boosie was like dam, dat sound crazy, but we outside and shit, and these ppl ova here don't mess wit us and shit, but dey pass thro a lot and shit, so passin wen dey walkin around and shit, we gots to be careful wit, so meek was like lets just go, phuck it, and shit, den dey looked booth way and aint seen anything, den bob was like, yo, I hav a bad feeling about this, there ago some female girls, its 2 of dem, oh shit! yall split up, split up, wtf, so den as dey was runnin and lookin back, tryin not to get stepped on, a human guy was walkin fast, and he didn't mean to, cuz he was in a rush, cuz he had a family emergency, and dey got killed, da end