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At Numba 30
mister platinum wakes up, and goes into da livin room, to gets his suit case and grabs his blazer jacket, den leaves his house, as he leavin he sees ms beautyy, she says hey mister, ya headin to work right now, he says, yea, I’m lockin up now, dats a nice outfit, she looks down and says oh, thank you, I woke up late, and I just threw on anything, but it looks nice, u not lying to me right, he says, nah, dats a nice outfit, so is we takin ya car or my car today, she says, well, we cud take ya car, y u put numba 30 on it, he says, numba 30… well, I think its a cool numba, to put on da rims, she says, oh, so she walks ova to da car, and as he finishes lockin da door, she says, so is we gonna pick up meme and kasteena, he says, dey already in da office, I woke up kinda early got dressed and while I was takin a nap, dey called and
Told me, dey already in da office, dey gatherin da files and preparin for da presentation, dey wanted to make sure evrything goes accordin to plan, so beautyy says, dat sounds good, so mister platinum walks ova to his numba 30 acura, so he gets in da car and says, so, we gonna giv this presentation, yall sure yall want me to giv da speech and yall point out evrything and answer questions wen its all done, she says, yea, we cud do dat, u seem a lil nervous, is u ok, he says, sure… she says, u seem like u got somethin on ya mind, wats wrong, he says nothin and gets ready to puts da key into da ignition, she stops him and says, hold up, somethin on ya mind, tell me, I wanna kno, he says, nah, its nothin, I just was dreamin about somethin, its nothin really, she says, oh, but I still wanna hear it, he says, oh… well… its nothin really, she says go ahead say it, do it hav somethin to do wit me, he says, well a lil, but, I’m not sayin nothin, cuz if I tell u, den u might think I’m tryin to ask u somethin, and I’m not, I’m just tryin to drive, she says, ok, u not tryin to ask me nothin, so wat happened in ya dream, he says, well… in da dream u said not to love u, I shudn’t love u, and den I woke up, she was like oh I said dat, den wat happened, y did I say dat, I wanna kno y I said dat, he says, well…
Somethin had happened somewhere, dats all, she says, wat happened, I wanna kno wat happened, he was like well… u was showin me love and I was like, well, if u gonna sho me love, den, I mine as well sho it back, den u walked ova to me, and said, I shudn’t love u, den I woke up, she was like, oh, wat u was doin, dat made me say it, he was like, oh, um, nothin really, can we go, she says, yea we can go, but tell me as u drivin, and he says, well… I’ll see wat I cud do, if I cud remember it all ok, she says, sure, cuz I had a dream too, dat I had a cold, but anyway, go ahead, so he pulls out da driveway and as he backin out, he looks out da window to make sure no cars comin, as he backin out, a car flies pass and almost hits his car, and she says oh shit, wtf! wtf is goin on, and den cop car chases it, he looks and den
Dey turns da corner, and continue goin, he looks at her, and says, oh wow, we shudn’t go in dat direction, shit, so he fully pulls out, and drives da otha way, as he drivin, he puts on da radio, and listens to da music, and as he listenin to da music, she turns da station, to some ppl talkin about a party last night, she says, oh, it was a party yesterday, he says turn it up, I wanna hear wat happened, so she turns it up, and angie martinez says, yea, this is power 105.1, yea, jay z and beyonce had a party last night, I heard it was off da hizook, beyonce was smilin all night, but photographers said, it looked like jay z mind was thinkin on somethin else, he was wearin his supreme wear camouflage jacket, thinkin about somethin, and wen beyonce went to him and told him somethin in his ear, he looked at her, and said somethin, and den looked at his phone, and by mistake he said, I can’t go to da page no more wtf! y it was takin off… and before he cud finish wat he was sayin, he looked around and realized too many heard him, and beyonce kept on smilin and laughin, and she said somethin, but da photographers cudnt hear wat she said, but besides dat, I heard da party was off da hizook in london, but anyway, ppl, I’m about to play some music, here goes some nice and mellow music for the
ears, so this is why I’m hot, comes on, and mister says, oh, idk wats goin on wit jay z nowadays, so as he drivin, beautyy says, so we here, so, u cud tell me da dream lata on today, get ya stuff and I’ll meet u in da office, he says iight, so she walks in and he gets his briefcase from da back seat, and gets out da car, and locks up, as he enterin, his phone rings, and he picks up, and female says, so is we gonna get togetha still, he says, well, idk, cuz, idk wen u plan to get me, and I got some female friends dat I’m into as well, she says, well… u kno I don’t wanna share u right, and he says, yea, but, u still didn’t giv me a date wen u gonna come here, and since u neva did dat, and just tryin to claim me, its like dats so irrelevant, cuz, u wanna do evrything else, but u don’t wanna do dat in person, u just wanna talk about nothin and don’t wanna go in a direction while I’m
always around some females, dats playin hard to get, and I’m cool wit dat, but its no way, u cud come around me and not eventually meet these girls, cuz dey pretty cool, but, lets be honest, u don’t kno wat u wanna do, I gots to go do a presentation right now, so, wen u really wanna do somethin let me kno, u keep sayin ya tired, it been several weeks now, how much rest do u need, got dam, she says, as much as I need, shit, y wat u wanna do, huh, he says, listen, u kno wat I wanna do, but listen, I gots to giv a presentation right now, ok, I’ll call u back, ok, she says, ok, I smiled, did u see, he said, well, I didn’t see yet, listen, dat sounds interestin, and we cud hav an interestin convo, but I hav to, giv a presentation ok, I’ll contact u lata, she says hold up, is I’m gonna be da only female in ya life wen I enter, he says, listen, first u hav to enter my life, and u kno u got a jealous baby daddy, he has anotha girl… ya kno wat, I’m gonna call u back wen I get da chance ok, she says ok, den dey hangs up, and he enters da buildin, as he looks around, kasteena walks ova, and says, who was dat on da phone, he says well, it was a friend, but, is evrything ready to go, she says, I like how u changed da topic, den laughs, and says, yea… evrything ready, u ready, he says yea, y not, and as she walks, he says, u lookin
kinda sexy, y u wearin dat, she says, oh, u lookin at my butt, be honest, I seen u lookin at my butt, is u lookin at my butt, I think u shud focus on wat u need to say, I cud see u lookin at my butt off da reflection of da glass, he says, nah, nah, I was lookin down at my phone thinkin, she stops and turns and she says, u wasn’t lookin at my butt, huh, I wore this so u cud look at my butt, u not lookin at my butt, he says, dam… yea, yea, y u pressurin me like this, u kno u gorgeous, u need to stop dat, u kno u fine, she says oh, it betta be dat way, so who was dat on da phone, he says, oh shit, yo, I gots to giv a presentation in front of all those ppl, she says yea, but I see how u changed da topic up, u funny, but yea, dat is a lot of ppl, to giv ya speech in front of, so u ready, he says, ah shiz, yea, yea, I guess, so meme comes ova and says, so, u havin dreams about ppl, huh
wen u gonna finish it, I wanna hear it, he says, ok, ok, but right now, I need u to encourage me, cuz I’m nervous as shiz, right now, I thought we had to present in front of a good numba 30 ppl, its lookin like good numba 900 and 30, and shiz, she says, oh, ok, let me try to giv u some words, den u remember ya speech good enough, he says yea, she says, ok, well, we gonna be up there wit u, wud u like for me to giv u a kiss to make u feel betta, he says, um, yea, but, I’m shy, so can we do dat, where nobody around, she says, for a person who talks a lot shit, I wud of neva thought u was shy, but, yea, den as dey walkin, da host, says, iight, yall gots to go on now, beautyy says where yall goin, we gots to go on now, lets go, stop walkin dat way, and walk ova here, so dey gets on da stage and he looks around and says, well, idk, if I cud do this, ppl looks and somebody says, do u kno, u hav a mic on ya clothes, ya gots to giv da presentation, we came for yall, so u don’t need to be all dat nervous, and he looks down and so ok, ok, its nothin, its nothin, 1 2, 1 2, meme says this not a concert, he says, iigh so anyway ppl, da name of this presentation is called hypno-
admittin wen ya nervous in front of an audience, so da audience cud look harda than usual and tries to make dat person more nervous, and yall don’t kno if I’m really nervous or actin it, but yall payin close attention right, right, so anyway, as he talkin, da fire alarm goes off, and a security guard runs in and says evrybody yall hav to leave, cuz its a guy got out a car wit da police chasin him, and just entered da buildin, and its best we leave, mister platinum says iight, wen he turns to his 3 female friends, his phone rings, dey says, who dat, he says, idk I didn’t pick da phone yet, giv me a sec, I wanna kno too, so, he picks up and his friend says, yo son, my football team mates dared me to steal a police car, and soon I took it, da cops in da store came out, and called their buddies, to get me, dey didn’t see my face yet, yo, I need u to giv me a change of clothes quick, mister
platinum says waaat?! u need waaat… da ladies says, who dat! He says oh its my brutha, apparently its a family emergency, meme says ya not lyin right, he says nah, I’m not, I’m promise I’m not, where da actin studio at, kasteena says, its on da otha end of da campus, y u need to go there, his brutha on da phone says, yo son I’m hidden in a class, come and get me, den hangs up, da ladies say, so, its somebody on campus and u got a family emergency, so u plan to just leave, he says nah, nah, wat I’m gonna do is get yall to my car, and wat yall 2 drove here in, dey say, our cars, y, wat u need, and wat u wanna do, he says, well… I wud like for yall to be in a protective area, and I think my car wud be best, cuz its bullet proof, nobody afta me, I just always wanted a bullet proof car, so yall be safe in there, den kasteena says, ok, walk us there, he says iight, so as dey gatherin their things, da audience leaves out thro da exits behind da security guard, da cops comes ova to da security and says, yall seen anybody new dat just came in, he says nah, wat u want us to do, dey says, yall shud stay in this area, we don’t want nobody walkin around, da security guard says, ok, dat sounds good, den turns to da ppl and says, hey! Yall, we gonna stay here, and da cops gonna block each entrance so we’ll be protected, so
mister hears da announcement and says, hey ladies, da cops gonna be here, k, so wat I’m gonna do, is rush to da otha side of da campus, and get… um… I mean… beautyy says, wtf is u stutterin for, is u goin to a family emergency or to da otha side of da campus, wtf is goin on here, I think ur lyin, we don’t like liars, is u lyin, he says, nah, nah, its confusion at da moment, cuz I don’t want to run too fast to my car, to get to where I need to go, and on my way to da car, da cops think I’m a person, on campus, I left some clothes in da studio, and I need to get it, and since my crizib is in dat direction anyway, I figure I’ll just pass thro there to pick it up, and den get to where I need to get to, kasteena says, hmmm… idk, if ya lyin, it appears ya lyin, but, I do kno u do hav some clothes in da studio, and ya crizib is in dat direction… hmmm, idk, somethin seem missin in dat story, but if u
say, ya not lyin, den we gonna hav to take ya word for dat, he say thanks, but I’m not lyin, I just don’t want to get stuck in here, and can’t get to where I’m goin quick enough, meme says, ok, u may leave now, wen u come back, we wud love to kno wat was da family emergency, k, he says thank u, and he rushes out, before he cud fully leaves, beautyy says, wait! where my hug, he says, oh, oh, my fault, den turns back, and giv her a hug den he rushes, den kasteena says, wat! I kno u not gonna show me love, wtf u think this is, he says ah shit, meme says, u kno wat, he’s in a rush, it must be real urgent dat he forgettin to do shit, so go ahead, we wanna kno wtf is goin on wit u this mornin, wen u come back, so wen he gets ready to leave out, a cop blocks da entrance and says, u can’t leave, den mister says oh shit, dam… den he pulls out his phone and den calls his friend back and says, um… he looks ova to da cop and walks ova from her and says, yo son, we hav a situation here, I can’t get out where I’m at, y u stole da car anyway, he says dey dared me, cuz I wanted to… well its a long story, but, anyway, I’ve noticed all da cops on da otha side of campus, but anyway, I wanna bag this chick I like, but, I think wat I’m into, is a turn off to her, cuz she about her books and u kno me, I be playin a lot and
ya kno, how I am and shiz, but she different, I see some clothes ova here, I’m gonna just change into these clothes, and shit, but anyway, she special, idk if I want a full commitment yet, but I do like her tho, and she da type of girl, I think I need to hav, cuz she about somethin, but I kno if I want her I gots to change and shit, so mister says oh, so won’t u just try to approach her, so u good now, he says, nah, cuz I drove ova here, and I need a drive back, to my campus, yo, I’m gonna come ova there, where u at, mister says, iight… if u wanna come ova here, but u might wanna get a bag or a book or somethin, to make it seems like ya on this campus, and shit, and its a lot of cops ova here, so, idk, son, idk and I’ll see wat I cud do, k, so he says iight, and dey hangs up, den meme comes ova and says, so wat happened, I thought u was leavin, he says yea, but
da entrance is blocked, by dat female cop right there, and I still need to leave, so she says, well, won’t u tell her u hav to use da bathroom, and u shud be able to go, and he says, oh yea, I cud do dat, right, thx, she says no prob, so he walks ova and says, excuse me officer, um, I hav to use da bathroom, I been holdin my piss for a while, da bathroom is just around da corner, can I go use da bathroom, she looks ova and says, and say, hold on for a second, let me make sure da scene is safe enough for u to go, she pulls out her walkie talkie and says, 777, 777, can u hear me 7 thirty negative 5 em, can u hear me, den a voice says, yea, this is 777, wats wrong, is anybody ova there, 7 thirty negative 5 em, she says nah 777, I got a young man, need to use da bathroom, I’m gonna let him go, ok 777, da voice says, yea, he cud go 7 thirty negative 5 em, yea he cud go, 777 out, 7, so she looks ova to him and she says, go ahead, so he says, thx, so as he walks out, his phone rings, he says son, yo, I’m about to get stopped by some cops, I need u to hurry up son, I’m by some gym or staging area, I need u to vouch, he says, oh shit, yo son, u need to stall, yo, go to da bathroom, u sees a bathroom ova there, he says, yea, but its in a weight room and somebody at da entrance, wat shud I do son,
Mister says, yo, u gonna hav to be like, mister platinum suppose to meet up wit u, in da locker room and be like, u a new student, and shit, he says, yo, I’m enterin, so as he walks in, da person, says, da weight room closed, he says, I hav to use da bathroom, da cops told me I cud use da bathroom real quick, see dey comin to make sure, I come back to where I was, da person at da entrance of da weight looks ova and sees da some cops walkin ova to dem, so da person says, oh, yea, go ahead, so he walks in, and mister says, oh son, u gonna hav to go in da locker room son, it gonna take a minute for me to get ova there, yo my combination lock is sevyn VII 7, iight, u gonna need to go in my locker son, for a lil while, its pretty big enough in it, iight, and just be cool and shit, he says iight, so as he walks pass da bathroom da person looks ova and says, where u goin, mister
says, yo, u betta hurry up, its a digital lock, so just press da buttons and u’ll be in it fast, but don’t look back, shit, so he runs into da locker room and da person at da entrance says hey! Yo! U can’t enter there, I thought u was goin to da bathroom, and da cop hears and runs ova and by da time dey get to da entrance, da kid already entered da locker room, and da cops says wat happened, da person at da entrance says, somebody was about to go in da bathroom and instead ran into da locker room, den da officer says, is there, any exits in there, da person at da entrance says yea, its like 2 or 3, one to da parkin lot, anotha to da campus and I think anotha to da somewhere, so 1 cop runs to da locker room, and wen he gets in there, he says, is anybody in here?! And nobody says nothin, da otha officer by da entrance says, 17 negative 17, 17 negative 17, at da locker room, 17 negative 17, at da locker room, is there 1 locker room on this campus, da person at da entrance says, um… I think its about 3, 1 for da tee en tee models, anotha for tee two ee ens and I think… anotha for somethin, but, their all frats tho, I don’t kno which one this is, but it probably says, wen u get in there, so da officer says, iight, cool, hey! deejay pulse, deejay pulse says wats up, I’m about to enter, is u ready to go
and enter it, geecee, geecee says, yea, I’m gonna call ay-
Says ok, um did u see anybody come in here, he says, nah, I’m just changin to go workout, den da cop says, y do evrybody got their headphones on, he says, we havin a bet, we wanna see who need who at da moment, so, we all ignorin each otha, and whoeva needs a person gots to go walk around da campus butt naked, all da frats doin it, so if u want me to ask somebody, u gonna hav to ask dem ya self, I’m not askin nobody nothin, whoeva gets 7 asks, is out da fraternity, da officer says, dam, oh, ok, well I’ll let u get back to dat, while dats goin on da otha side of campus, mister platinum comes out da bathroom and says to himself, dam, I gots to go to da battle frat area, shit, dam, um… as he thinks, cops starts to run pass him and heads into da direction to da otha side of da campus, and he looks ova and says, ah shit, as dey passes and goes, he looks around and see none left around him, den he sends a text message to him, and dat says, yo son, u gonna hav to stay there for a minute, cuz, u in da battle frat section, and I kno its ppl in there right now, and da cops on their way there and I’m originally from da tee en tee peedee area, his friend text back, and says, no prob, anything betta than jail, so wat tee en tee means, he texts back and says the new transcript of peedee, its a transcript and
Da battle frat area, been… its a long story, I’m on my way, so while he walks ova there, da ladies chillin wit each otha, beautyy says, so, do yall think da cops gonna catch who dey goin afta, meme says, idk, but I’m tired of waitin here, wat yall wanna do, kasteena says, we shud leave, and go to our fraternity area, I think we shud just go, ain’t no cops in da area anymore, and mister platinum not around, so, anybody hav any otha betta idea, so meme says, wateva lets go, so dey leaves,
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