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Klub Booty Beauty (Here U Go)
Club owner wanted to invite his audience from his friend club, called Cock It Up Lounge, it's around da corner, from da sounds of Ya Hearing Sounds Now, the owner said yo what shud I do now, son said put out a flyer, saying free drinks and enter free before 3am, it went on for a week and dat saturday, da whole place was full, it was still ppl waitin outside lined up as dey heard, da music from da outside, comin thro da walls, so da owner came out and said we full, a person said wat cud we do, we don't wanna go home, we got dressed up to party wild and in a wow style, so now wat, u shutted da otha clubs down wit dat flyer, I'm da owner from Ya Hearing Sounds Now, so is ya saying, ppl shud go home, da owner of Klub Booty Beauty, said here u go, da party in da backyard too, follow me ppl, as dey followed him, da security guard closed da front door, and went inside
Wen he went inside he was like wow, this is like a stadium, just like Brooklyn Tabernacle in bk downtown, not too far from barclay stadium, so he walked in, and a girl grind him, and said dance wit me on da floor right now, dey walked to da middle of da floor, and dj pulse said is everybody minds alright! we gonna mix it up for da Klub Booty Beauty security guard, den he pressed a button, dat made da lights blink to black and white repeatedly and fast, wit steam comin from da floor, he said it's gonna get foggy! corey! make sure ya kno where ya at, aint no maps around for da shtt, so as corey started dance wit a random chick who came up to him, she was like my name is beyonce, my friend said drink this drink, he drunk it, den dey started dancin, he said wat was in it, she said redbull and e&j and hennessy and some caffine wit a lil nicotine, rocket fuel shtt, she bended ova and he grabbed her waist wit a grib, she was a gymnastics trainer and very flexible and double jointed, she knew it was a nice grib, so she lifted up her legs and eased to a back flip and she trusted him, cuz she had too many drinks and he only had 1, so real quick she popped up a slowly back flip, he lossed his grip and almost dropped her but caught her near da floor, and had his hands on her back, and her legs was on his shoulders, corey said in his mind, this chick is crazy, but I mind as well... how did her legs get on my shoulders
As he lifted her up, he realized she didnt hav no panties on, and was wearin a skirt, and wen he was fully standing up, he was like oh shtt, her pussy right in my face, and fog is all around, and da ppl dat was around him, started movin ova to him, Klub Booty Beauty was packed, so any extra room, and space, ppl wanted to move ova for themselves, corey felt he couldnt put her down now, until da club was ova, so as he realized, he got tricked into eatin her pussy, he realized he cudn't move around, to back to da entrance, he just started dancin and decided to wait til she wanted to come down, cuz he thought maybe she just wanted to be higher up, and wanted to dance wit him being da legs, cuz her legs was tired and she moved her head and arms stomach, so as he danced, she grabbed his head wit one hand and just held her hand on top of his head as face was right in front of her pussy, and he was basically smellin it, cudn't turn his head cuz her legs was on his shoulders
so as da owner walked to da backyard wit who wanted to get inside, da owner from Ya Hearing Sounds Now, was like, so is it just grass there, do we get any drinks, u must got a lot of bread to hav a club free and giv drinks away for free, da owner of Klub Booty Beauty said, nah, I just wanted ppl to come to my club, besides, now I don't hav to market no more, this saves me a good few hundred of dollars, and now I cud focus my money on makin it bigger and pleasing my audience, and yea, we got drinks, I'll get it to yall, so wen dey got in da backyard, it was a big open space, and was thinkin in his mind this is not big enough, I gots to take some ppl in da basement, luckily I decided to make evrythin neat for me, and den he looked at everybody behind him and said, iight yall, this where I was plannin to bring my ppl lata on today, but since yall really want to party, yall cud hav my vip area, and dey was like oooohhhh! dats off da hook, and den he was like, yo go in it, I'll bring da drinks, yall see da button right there, dats da button to tell da dj to change da music and add a certain effect, now da dj made one rule, if u ask for a song, it hav to blend wit da song dats currently playin, or he not gonna wanna cut to da song, but he's good, and just don't go out da genre of music he playin and u'll be good, so dey was like iight, den dey went inside, den da otha ppl dat was wit him was like, so wat we do, he was like see dat area right there, dats where, I chill and u kno, u'll kno wat kind of area it is, wen yall get down there, it's just as big as da vip room, and its drinks already down there, and food and shtt, so yall cud go there, so dey went
So as dey went, da owner of Ya Hearing Sounds Now, was like u got it good, I had to make my club and spent hundrends, dam, u just came around here and u about to steal all my audience, da owner of Klub Booty Beauty said, nah, I need ya help, I need drinks for da vip room, yo... I wasn't plannin for this many ppl to come, my friend around da corner from Cock It Up, told me to do this, da owner from Ya Hearing Sounds Now, said wooorrrddd, dats my brother, my name is y-
So as corey started gettin tired, his head leaned forward, and she thought he wanted to eat her, she forgot she took her panties off in da bathroom, cuz her friends cassie and fantasy dared her to, so she was wit it, and wen corey had leaned forward and she thought he wanted to eat her, she was like ohh shtt, I forgot I didnt hav panties on, LOL, oh shtt, Oops Oh My, came on, da dj said, now da it's about to start drizzlin in here, Klub Booty Beauty, has weather effects ppl, it gonna pour lata, wit da fog, so I'll do it real slow, k, den he mixed da song ova to sean paul Temperature, and it started drizzlin, and beyonce was like oh shtt..., this hot, and as she was lookin up and in amazement, and lookin around, cud barely see things, she realize corey nose touchin her click, and she was like oh shtt, and she was like uh oh, den her friend cassie said here u go, anotha drink, and she was like phuck it, she drunk it quick and den pushed his head in more, and he woke up, and was like oh shtt, and he realized he had to, so he did, so as cassie walked back to da bar, she bumped into a guy named john, he was goin to da bar too, as dey arrived there at da same time, she ordered first, and he looked ova and seen her, and was like, she's cute, I need to hav her in my life, I don't even kno her, and it might be da drinks but I love her already, ya kno wat, phuck it, I might not got a chance to bag her, but I'll giv it a chance
So as he looked at her thinkin of wat cud he say, cuz he was mesmerized at her beauty, she was waitin for her drinks and noticed he staring at her, so she was like Hello Good Morning, u cute, do u see somethin u like, u cud say hi, he said oh... my fault, I cudn't believe how cute u was, ummm, my name is john, can I buy u a drink, she laughed and said, u don't hav to, it's free, LOL, u funny, is u talkin to anybody, he was like oh yea, it is, I probably made an ass of myself, ummm, pardon me, but hi and yea I wud like to talk to u... oh yea, I am not talkin to nobody, she said, nah, u don't need to be nervous, here u go, drink da rocket fuel, u'll be cool, da bartender snoop said yo here u go, she got her two drinks and was like I was gonna giv this to my friend fantasy but I see her at the otha end of da bar talkin to somebody right now and drinkin, so u cud get this drink, do u drink, so john said, yea, thanks, so where u from, she said brooklyn, crown heights, where u from, he said brooklyn crown heights, she said wow, I neva seen u around, wat part of crown heights, he said by prospect park, he said where u from, she said by botantical garden, but by ebbets field and jackie robinson jr high school, 320 is wat we call it, I went to 320, did u go there, he was like yea, but I switched to lefferts lata on, cuz it was close to my house, so, wats in this drink, it taste good
So as y-
So as fantasy talks to a guy, she says, pardon me, but I didn't catch ya name, wats ya name, I'm fantasy, he says nice to meet u fantasy, u very pretty, I wud love to dance wit u and I been seeing u drink da same drink, wats dat, she says oh this, this is rocket fuel, it's redbull, e&j, hennessy wit caffine and some nicotine, he laughs, and says, yo, dat sounds good, but LOL, yo dat sound like, dat hav to be mixed just right, snoop ova hears them and says, yo this da new style of drinks in da hood, I'm da best mixin it, but afta a few drinks, I'm gonna be honest wit ya, afta a few drinks, u will be addicted to it, cuz of da nicotine, but da caffine will keeps u up, and da redbull goes wit it, so u cud hav energy, and wen one energy goes, da otha backs it up, and da 2 alcohols will giv u a nice buzz and it taste good, here u go, so he drinks it, and says while, this taste as good as my niece toon juice, she kept on askin me to taste it, and I was like, ok, gorgeous, and I drinked it and was like, mmmmmmm, wats this, and she was like, it's 7UP and Nesquik mixed, but I like da bubbly one, hold up, u can't drink it all, I almost drunk it all, she wudn't let me, but yea, this taste good, thanks... um, wats ya name, he says snoop, it's from snoopy da cartoon, cuz I liked his style, so I call myself snoop, but anyway, I got more ppl ova there, dat want a drink, I'll talk to yall lata, so he leaves, so fantasy says, yea we cud dance, wats ya name, he says, 3RE, she says dats a nice name, 3RE, nice to meet u 3RE, he says thank you, it's nice to meet u fantasy, so we cud go dance now, u got ya drink, she says yea, lets go!!!
So as Mr Hamlin gets dress, he looks at his clock and see's da time, he sees, 10:07 pm, so he says, iight I'm dressed good, so he gets in his car, and pulls out of his, parkin spot and starts drivin towards Seyvn Streeter and Dee Es Cue Ave, to da liquor store, as he at a redlight, his phone rings, and he picks up and says, hello, meeka, I'm about to go to, y-
So as xzibit, y-
So as corey eatin her, he starts to get more creative, sucks it, she starts comin, on his mouth, but cuz it's rainin in da club, it's nothin to him, she looks down at him, and pushes his head in more, and looks up, and feels da rain drips splash into her face, and on to her outfit and down her breast and to where corey eatin at, den da djs says, iight yall, it's really about to pour and so yall don't get kno cold, it's gonna get real hot, but warm in here, its evrybody minds is ok, here u go!!!, so it starts to really rain, ppl at da bar is like its crazy!!! in here, da girls got their hair messed up, and don't care, wow..., snoop says for sure my nizzle, wanna drink da drink of da night, da person says yea, wat it called, he says, rocket fuel, its da shizzle for dizzle my nizzle, do u wizzle it now, da person says for surizzle, so he gets da drink, he says mmmmmmm, this da bestizzle, wats in this shizzle, snoop says wellizzle, it's some nicotizzle, caffinizzle, e&jizzle, hennessizzle, and redbullizzle and my mixizzle is da for shizzle, I'm official, it's some more ppl want some drinks ova there, da person say, see lizzle my nizzle, snoop says peacizzle, den a girl comes to da come bar and says yo I wanna dance like dat girl ova there, da person says who, dey walk to da edge of bar and dey look at somebody in da middle of da dance floor, and a girl on da security guard shoulders, dey can't see much cuz it's rainin and foggy, but dey cud see their shadow in da fog, so she says can I get dat, he says wow, he laughs, den says yo, u wanna... LOL, get licked on da dance floor, she says yea, phuck it, y not, he says, iight, LOL, I just got my drink, let me get one more afta this, and we cud go, and we shud get to kno each otha betta, so I cud kno if I wanna eat u or not, so wats ya drinkin, she says, barcadi and orange juice, he says, try this, take a sip of my cup, she looks at him, and den take da cup, and says mmmmmmm this shtt, is good, let me keep this, and ask for anotha, he says iight, LOL, so she drinks and he gets anotha drink, and wen dey finishes dey go near da wall and do it
So y-
So status arrives at da house, and was like, yo meme and keke is yall ready, dey comes out and says yea, phuckin yea, meme says idk y u wanted both of us, keke says yea, wtf u think this is, status says, listen, I can't phuck both of yall right now, we don't hav 7 hours to spare, meme and keke said we do tho, status says well, it's a lot of ppl at da club right now, more than I expected, dey says oh really, dey look at each otha, keke says, ok, but wheres ya proof, meme says yea, can u call somebody right now, status says, nah, I don't hav ppl numbas, dey only got mines, so keke says, we shud just take it, meme says, yea I think I want to take it, from him, status says now now, I really don't hav time for this, meme says so u got 7 seconds to turn ya phone volume real high, keke says I'm gonna count, status says ok, den he turns it up, and says iight wait! I'll do it, dey says ok, he takes his phone and puts it down and looks back, meme and keke says wtf u lookin at, u can't go to touch dat, u late, keke says u got 3 seconds, meme says hold on, I got this, come here, now! shtt! come here status, status turns and runs to touch da pause button, so dey cud let him slide for makin a mistake or not keepin his word, if he makes it to it, before dey cud get him, den he got 24 hours to try make up, for not keepin his word, if he can't, den wateva dey want from him, dey cud get, but he been so busy for da last few weeks dat
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